Saturday, February 20, 2010

Beds, couches and chairs

Big news! MC got a real bed. So yeah this? Is fucking hilarious. Let's go over the list of shit I have NOT put up with first. So...sleepovers, not really my thing. My most favorite part of separating was getting the bed to myself. Every now and again I would have a stab of lonliness because I will say when DB actually came to bed with me (kind of rare) he would rub my back until I fell asleep. That's my favorite besides playing with my hair. I'm like a cat, rub me, give me affection and I will freeze. Most times when he would rub me I wouldn't even fall asleep until he stopped, haha. Ok, I think I've said "rub me" enough for a slew of perverts to find my blog. Sleeping...yeah not a fan of sharing my bed. I sleep with 2 king size pillows on either side of me to fill up the ginormous king size bed I have and I love spooning those two pillows. Plus, it's quiet...no snoring, no moving around or being hit with a stray arm. So, in the past I rarely stayed over with anyone...short term or long term friend with benefits or even someone I'm dating. Men, kind of hate that. I found it surprising how many men want to spoon and be all cuddly. Being cuddly, is so NOT my thing. DB and I did not spoon...it was more like get. off. me. now. But, I do so love morning sex and that is hard to get if you don't stay the night. I have gotten up and snuck out many a nights at 2 or 3 or even 4 in the morning. One guy snored so loud sleeping was impossible and also made him less attractive, not good for the sex part of our relationship. One had a futon, that was terrible and his stupid dog slept in the room. Nothing says, go ahead and have an orgasm like, shhhh Lexi sit down! Another guy had a fucking waterbed. Yes people a waterbed...I slept in it once and no make that twice, I passed out in it once and puked down the side because imagine the spins on a waterbed...go ahead, I'll wait. So to me it's extra comical that I've spent countless nights with MC, spooning on an air mattress. One that we pretty much broke somewhere around week 3 and frequently wake up on the ground. And, I don't mean spooning for a minute and then sleeping on our respective sides, I mean all night. Don't tell anyone but, I love it. Love the feeling of at any time waking up and feeling him holding me...of being able to reach over and even in partial sleep he will hold my hand. Also? The morning sex helps make it totally worth it to be made fun of constantly by my friends. Yes, I know I am 34 years old sleeping like a homeless person...then I show them a picture and tell them a story and they shut the fuck up and give me a high five.

2 comments:

MommaKiss said...

well aren't you getting all domesticated :p He is hot, by the way.

also? I HATE sleeping next to someone. Even my husband, whom I love dearly. We have a king bed and we're like in our own countries. Heaven.

tom the girl said...

isn't it glorious to have a whole bed to yourself? i gave all that up when i had my daughter. now? myself, my bf, and little chloe monster squeeze into our king size bed. yes, squeeze. or maybe that is just me, one cheek hanging off the bed, dangling in the breeze.